Twittering is all the rage and here is why I don't do it.

#1. too old.
#2. Don't care if you just made a slice of toast.
#3. if I didn't talk to you in school, I'm not planning to talk to you now.
#4. don't care what you are doing
#5. don't want to share what I'm doing.

Here is why I don't text
#1. too old.
#2. got no friends that are young enough to know how to text.
#3. why text if I can just pick up the phone and call you.
#4. I'm not as cool or hip as you! So leave me to my caveman technology!