Monday, October 6, 2008

How's that $700B bailout workin' out?

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Fuck-tards.

Oh yeah, that $700B bailout is sure lookin' sweet on my books. Whew, don't work too hard now, I'm gonna have to start slowin' you down. My god, Congress, I'm "soooo glad"you passed this turd-ass bill....because I, the tax-payer, am seeing sooo much CHANGE and feel sooo much better. I think I'm going to go buy a new car now. Thanks Congress, thanks for wasting my money, yet again! What would I do without you???

Wow, the Dow Jones "recovered" so much and man there's "soooo much more confidence" since the House and the Senate passed this turd-ass bill on Friday, 10/3. You know, you guys are always lookin' out for me, the normal, middle-class, tax-payer, living from paycheck to paycheck.

GREAT JOB TURDS!
This headline is from Reuters.com









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