You gotta love Al Gore...dude, just sit down. And shut up.

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Al Gore....dude, that guy just needs to sit down. What a conceited fuck-tarded piece of shit. Nobel peace prize my ass! Who did he sleep with to get that?

Here are some rules to keep in mind: If an environmental issue or moral issue SUDDENLY becomes the interest of a politician, meaning it wasn't something they were concerned with before, then they're full of shit whatever issue they are perpetuating is questionable.

If the politician or stupid celebrity is getting paid millions to be some phony spokes person for some "good" cause, it's all a big pile of fresh steamy horse shit.

If you're Al Gore, why would you live in a 20-room 8 bathroom mansion? Oh wait, he's going through a lot of renovations to make it more green friendly. He also drives hybrid cars (probably still rides in a private jet though). By the way hybrid cars use more silicon and petrol to make than a Chevy tahoe uses in its lifetime, including in production. So eat my shit!

Did you know that Al Gore uses more energy in a month than the average American family does in YEAR???? So Al Gore, shut the fuck up and sit down--your mama says so.

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Eat this shit up!

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Wait, you have to read my sources too (or just scan them)!
http://www.businessweek.com/innovate/NussbaumOnDesign/archives/2007/02/gores_carbon_fo.html
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,254908,00.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/02/28/politics/main2522844.shtml
http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/gorehome.asp
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/GlobalWarming/story?id=2906888