Video of the Day. Cute!

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.....I warned you..........

I'm not sure why, but Asians seem to love cute things that children would usually only find cute.
And just to be clear, when I talk about Asians in this particular post, I'm talking about East Asians....so pretty much any nationality with a +nese at the end of it, including Thai, Filipino, Singaporean, Laotian, Malaysian etc....

For example: Stuffed animals, anything and everything CUTE, anything from Sanrio surprise, bubble tea, cute little sparkly and fluffy charms to hang off cell phones, practically anything a typical 6-year-old would like, chances are over 90% of the Asian community will like as well, wearing clothes that have characters made for children...plastic surgery to make their eyes bigger, nose more narrow, and jaw-line more narrow...so they look more like those god-damn Japanese cartoon characters. Ok, so children wouldn't really think about getting their eyes pleated and whatever (unless you're like 11 and 12-years-old with no self-esteem). But they all seem to want to embody that Sailor Moon look. There ain't nothin' wrong with it, it's just AMUSING.

The most notable and most well know is the love for:

Yeah, this is a GIANORMOUS Hello Kitty statue. And for some reason, Asians have this excessive obsession with Hello Kitty. There's nothing wrong with it, hell I love Care Bears....but it's just HILARIOUS how broad of a spectrum Hello Kitty caters to. You see, Care Bears (and I personally own over 200 stuffed animals), most everything that is made is made for children or teenagers(like 16 and under), but for Hello Kitty.....there is no age limit. There really isn't.







And for all you easily offended tards who decided to read on anyways, I'm not the only one who has realized that Asians LOVE CUTE THINGS. This blog will give you an even more in depth idea of stereo-types among Asians. Most of it is sooo true, which is the funny part!
http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/2008/02/14/1-cute-plush-toys/
So there you have it! A whole community of Asians agree to that!
According to the blog:
"Cats are said to be keepers of the house, and are highly revered in Asian households for their ability to eat insects and rodents." So that must be the reason why Hello Kitty is so god-damn popular.

Here are some photos of Hello Kitty stuff I ran into







And the Grand Prize goes to.........
Tada!

WHAT THE FUCK????????























I told you guys were totally down with it! I'm tellin' you, no American guy would be down with this...at least typical, straight, masculine guy...
















I would be kinda embarrassed driving down the road like that....but that's just me...





















It's actually a pretty gown...the design I mean.....minus the hello kitty. But with the hello kitty....it's kinda cute, but also all fucked up at the same time.




















OK, I'm a Star Wars Junkie, and that's just an insult to the one and only Darth Vader....the one villain who single-handedly made being a bad guy the COOLEST thing ever! What a disappointment. Who the fuck would take Darth Vader seriously if he had a fucking pink and white suit and a god-damn cute cat face on his breathing apparatus, "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them....I hope so for your sake, Commander, the Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." Pfff...like Lord Vader is sooooo merciful.... :P

OK back to Hello Kitty...















Can that thing really fire? God I hope not....But uh.....that sure don't MATCH very well with BDU (Battle Dress Uniform) camouflage....Or anything military, hunting, or related to guns and fire arms.

Imagine Master Chief (from Halo) or my hero, Naked Snake (aka: Big Boss) carrying that shit around. Not even Meryl would carry that!















OK that's just stinkin' cute. I probably wouldn't eat my yummy sandwiches because it looks so cute. Yes, I'm a cute thing junkie too, remember I like Care Bears and own over 200 stuffed animals? That's kinda cute...


Here's the real reason why I'm blogging about this:

What the fuck is the obsession with Asians and stuffed animals in the back window of their car? And I'm not just talking about girls, guys do it too!!! Dude, you saw the groom in the wedding photos I put up.

Seriously, you can't say that you haven't driven down the road and seen a back window stuffed to hell with cute, huggable sun-bleached stuffed animals and wondered to yourself "W-T-F MATE?" If you don't know what I mean by WTF mate....click here.

Oh, and I bet your 8 times out of 10, there is going to be some red-tasseled beautifully knotted Chinese whatever the fuck charm thing hanging in their rear view mirror. So if you see a car in the parking lot with stuffed-animals up-the-ass in their back window check the rear view mirror.... :D WTF MATE? Seriously I bet you 9 out of 10 times you see stuffed animals all over the back window, there will be a Chinese knotted thingie hanging from the rear view mirror, and the driver is Asian....if you can't get beside the car, ask yourself: "Can I see the head over the head rest?" If the answer is now, it's probably an Asian driving. But I'll talk about "How to spot an Asian driver" in a later post.

But I guess it's because a lot of Asians have this clear obsession with cute things! That's got to be the answer! I don't know what other kind of logic to pin on this.

Again, I'm not the only one who has observed this (This person posted photos too):
http://ingster.blogspot.com/2007/09/asians-and-stuffed-animals-fixation.html

So this post was supposed to go up yesterday, but I took too long to write it.

Oh apparently.....
this is the reason why you shouldn't put stuffed Animals in the back seat of your car
So Asians, if you have riced out civics or Eclipses and have subs......make sure you don't have stuffed animals in the back of your car.


The HONORARY ASIAN AWARD goes to my dear friend Dani for driving around in her yellow Ford Focus with a big mother-fuckin' Sealy sheep in her back seat. This calls for a "WTF mate"!














So imagine you're driving down the highway and some fuckin' yellow ford focus with "Giggles" in the license plate zooms by you with some Stoned looking big-ass sheep in the back window.....and you pull up to a red light, and the person to the left of you is my dear friend Dani (who by the way is whiter than Cool Whip and is very blonde)? WTF???














Dude, She even has the Chinese tassel thing in her back window. The only problem is she's as white as white can be. LOL


OK The REAL reason why I posted this, is because it's supposed to be VIDEO OF THE DAY:
AND YES IT'S CUTE TOO!!!
Cute kitty with mommy