So I got this in an e-mail....rather than spam everyone I know, I'll just post it on the web

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I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be.... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now let's see. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is
behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than 'Old Glory' are
squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop!

So this little rant can go for, not only illegal immigrants, but also those lazy-ass, worthless bottom-feeders who happen to be legal citizens of the United States. I am speaking of perfectly "able bodied" citizens who CHOOSE not to work and instead, life off of welfare.

Illegal Immigrants who wish to migrate into America should:

1. Stay in their own fucking country, until they can legally enter this country. We have plenty of lazy-ass worthless citizens, we don't need an extra burden.

2. Upon arriving in America legally, learn to speak English. They do not have to get an education at Oxford here, for GOD's sake the average American can't speak English correctly, however learning a language to the point that they sound at least like a high school student who graduated on time with at least a C average can't hurt.

Accents in pronunciation is perfectly acceptable, because it's natural. EXTREMELY POOR grammar, however is unacceptable, even for citizens.

3. STOP HAVING ANCHOR BABIES. We should send them all back. We should only let children of legal citizens be granted automatic citizenship, if we were to keep this law. Of course our great, but softie, country allow for this anchor baby phenomena , therefore contributing to the illegal immigration troubles.


Lazy-ass, able-bodied, worthless bottom feeders who collect welfare checks need to:

1. Get off your fuckin' ass and get a job.
2. QUIT HAVING SO MANY FUCKING BABIES! IF YOU CAN'T FEED THEM, DON'T BREED THEM. How unfortunate for a child to be brought into this world with worthless parents who can't even care for them. That child deserves better, and how pathetic and appalling that an individual would be that CRUEL.
3. Quit being sorry-ass filth and get yourself off illegal chemicals which alter the mind and body.
4. Have some pride and take some responsibility upon yourself and take care of yourself. For fuck's sake....


So I guess in the end, able-bodied, lazy-ass, worthless-mother-fuckin'-bottom feeders are no different from illegal immigrants. One could argue they are worse, because at least a certain percentage actually come to this country to seek work and a better life, rather than weighing down the rest of us.

Please comment about the subject, and not me as an individual. I'm not interested in fighting personal battles, but instead addressing social problems. You are allowed to curse, however only for emphasis, and not at individuals.